April Fools

Invitation from the press
To those who passed the test.
Come on down youre APRIL fools:
Youre not the chosen race.

Everytime I look around
I can see that bunch of clams
Diggin to get a reward,
Drivin the truth from your door
Scheiss-jounalist such a bore.

Searchin for the holy scoop,
Snesational disease.
Brainwash all the stupid mules:
You think that you are gods gift.

Everytime I look around
I can see that bunch of clams
Diggin to get a reward,
Drivin the truth from your door
Scheiss-jounalist such a bore.